Love exists in the world.
Life is full of uncertainty.
Love is always hurt by indifference.
People are entangled by love, hate, yearning, sorrow
and the struggles against grievances
which are woven into the inescapable
Wu Di Spider Web.
In the year 2008, inside the Happy TV station's studio
a dancer named A-Hua was preparing for her performance.
A newspaper suddenly appeared
reporting the poisoning incident by her boss, Sun Wu Di.
A-Hua thought to herself
even though Boss Sun wasn't popular with his workers
but he couldn't commit such unethical crime.
Your Boss Sun usually tries to touch our thighs or peek at our breasts.
A text message was crucial evidence for the poisoning.
Why didn't Sun Wu Di deny it?
You are a liar!
You know my boss sent that text
- to help Hu Shan... - A-Qiang!
Why are you dragging in Hu Shan Bao?
Sun Wu Di's TV cuisine show was suddenly renamed with Wei Qing's name.
Sun Wu Di was very angry.
Then my delicacy pack's...
Was it a human error, or was there a premeditated plot?
For the sake of protecting Hu Shan Bao
has Sun Wu Di become an outcast that everyone chases away like a rat?
Is there no turning back?
Has Sun Wu Di become morally bankrupt?
The truth could be revealed soon
but will it be like what people say
more twists and turns for higher ratings?
In this episode of Invincible Shan Bao Mei
what shocking secrets will be revealed?
Let's continue to watch.
Subtitles by DramaFever
Episode 9
Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date
without Sun Wu Di who will be the viewers' date?
[Wei Qing and Your Delicious Food Date]
[Wei Qing]
- Then my delicacy pack's... - Don't worry.
I promise you, I will take good care of your fans.
Sun Wu Di, it's finally clear to you you have absolutely nothing left.
Producer, we can start the rehearsal now.
We've been delayed too long.
Sorry. Thank you.
Get out of here when you can.
Zhao Wei Qing!
First, it was Tian Xiang Lou.
Now, it's my show.
How did I offend you?
What is your motive?
I guarantee...
This is just the beginning.
Let go!
The viewers want to see me, Sun Wu Di.
When my fans see that I'm not the host the rating for your show will be horrible!
Sun Wu Di, I advise you to face reality soon.
The world will move on without you.
The one getting destroyed is you.
Do you really think we have to have you?
Let's see who needs who?
Finally someone is standing up for our grievances from the past year.
Let go of me! I can leave on my own.
I will definitely come back someday and take back everything I've lost.
Go ahead and use that handsome face I gave you to host your show today.
Boss Sun!
Are you okay?
You've treated me well but I couldn't help you at all.
- Sorry, Boss Sun, I should... - Please stop.
I'm no longer your boss.
Actually, for the last year or so I have not treated you well at all.
I've only used you as an ornament.
Learn from A-Zhu to get smarter.
Don't let others take advantage of you.
Okay, get ready and do a walk through.
[Personnel Change Notice]
[Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date]
[is now Wei Qing and your Delicious Food Date]
Hurry, they are changing the host today.
Change all the Sun Wu Di cutouts to Zhao Wei Qing's.
- Hurry! - What are you doing?
Why are you throwing away my cutouts?
Good timing. You can take away all this trash
so we don't have to haul them to the dumpster.
Hello, Steven Zhou.
Sun Wu Di speaking.
Yes, I'm a little tight lately due to some circumstances.
Let's meet for lunch...
Sorry, Mr. Sun.
I'm about to enter a tunnel. The reception may be bad.
Hello? Can you hear?
Can't hear. Hello...
Chairman He.
This is Sun Wu Di.
Have you been busy lately?
Yes, let's do lunch.
I'd like to discuss a personal loan.
I just left He Feng Bank.
I'm about to enter the elevator.
I'll call you later, bye bye.
When I was Boss Sun every call went through smoothly.
I am only Mr. Sun temporarily.
Now it's entering elevator... and tunnel...
Invincible Sun Wu Di, pull yourself together.
No Tian Xiang Lou, no TV show and no one to depend on.
It's all right.
I prefer to be alone anyway.
At least I have Dad's alarm clock.
Dad's alarm clock...
That detestable A-Qiang.
He didn't help me pack my most important alarm clock.
NT$20... sir?
Sir, your drink is NT$20.
Aren't you Sun Wu Di?
You're mistaken.
Sir, your receipt!
Where's my car?
[Da Feng Towing Company]
Darn. Only NT$50 left.
How do I go to Tian Xiang Lou for my alarm clock?
It's not enough even for taxi.
Forget it. Just for Dad's alarm clock...
Sun Wu Di used poison to defeat the Eight-Nation Alliance.
Look at this photo here.
I have another copy.
Shame of the culinary world...
You two are acting strange.
Sun Wu Di used poison instead of competing fairly.
Now he's headline news.
Why are you so upset? He deserves to be cursed.
Besides, right from the beginning you didn't like Sun Wu Di...
Stop talking, just eat your food.
- Just shut up! - You pork chop!
- You feel so bad for Sun Wu Di... - You are...
- Quit arguing. - You living lard...
Who's living lard?
Silence... Silence!
What are you three arguing about?
When you are eating harmony produces prosperity. Stop fighting.
Shan Bao!
Dad, harmony produces prosperity.
Shan Bao, how did you cut this roast duck?
Dad, she's being considerate of you.
She keeps the pieces big so you can get seven or eight bites all at once.
She definitely gave it a lot of thought.
That's right, Master.
See how considerate Shan Bao is.
All these pieces stay connected.
It's so convenient. I can get full faster.
Chi Xin, Chef Guang picked up seven pieces.
Now you picked up eight pieces.
What's left for me? Should I lick the plate?
Don't you know I love roast duck?
Xiao Sa, aren't you constipated lately?
Eat less meat, more veggies!
You can have all the veggies!
Harmony produces prosperity!
Shan Bao!
- Harmony produces prosperity! - Harmony produces prosperity!
That... That Sun Wu Di...
He only slept in his car for one night.
Look at you. You can't eat.
You can't sleep, like...
Like you are in a daze.
Shan Bao!
- Harmony produces prosperity! - Harmony produces prosperity!
Did you hear anything your dad said?
I'm just wondering how Sun Wu Di is now.
That's easy! Just watch TV!
You're the one who wants to watch.
Sun Wu Di, Sun Wu Di.
The newly introduced
Wei Qing True-Love Three Treasure Rice is available everywhere.
Please buy at grocery markets and convenience stores.
That... That Zhao Wei Qing...
Didn't he already turn against Sun Wu Di?
Why is he invited to the show as a guest?
Chi Xin, you must have the wrong channel.
Sun Wu Di's show...
Mr. Al of the Eight-Nation Alliance has just released a statement
that the poisoning incident was all a misunderstanding.
He has withdrawn the lawsuit against Tian Xiang Lou.
However, Tian Xiang Lou's new Chairman, Ji Da Wei has confirmed that
Sun Wu Di has already left the company yesterday after relinquishing control.
The cuisine show hosted by Sun Wu Di
has changed the host to the newcomer, Zhao Wei Qing
who previously set a new high rating at the show.
It is rumored that Ji Da Wei will groom him to become the next Sun Wu Di.
Fate is really cruel.
Sun Wu Di has paid a huge price for the poisoning incident.
But, Zhao Wei Qing has been benefited by the disaster
and turned Sun Wu Di into his fertilizer.
He's now the cuisine show's host.
It's really something!
Hello, A-Qiang.
Hello, A-Gui.
President Ji has watched your show.
He is very satisfied with your performance.
It's quite a surprise. Your first time hosting and you did it with such aplomb.
The feedback has been good.
About Tian Qing...
We've followed your request.
We've hired someone to take her to regular treatments.
By the way, President Ji wants my help to switch Tian Xiang Lou's sign.
When that's done, I'd like to meet you to discuss the new menu for Tian Xiang Lou.
Sure, I'll wait for you at the penthouse.
What are you doing here?
Something's the matter?
Tell me, why are you the host for Sun Wu Di's show?
Sun Wu Di is no longer qualified to represent Tian Xiang Lou.
I am capable and Tian Xiang Lou hired me.
I like Tian Xiang Lou too.
- Is it okay? - Fine!
Then how can you move into his home?
He deserves to be kicked out.
This place is empty anyway.
Tian Xiang Lou gave it to me as employee housing.
Are you done being skeptical?
Even if your reasons are valid, why is everything you say directed at Sun Wu Di?
Exactly! I am targeting him.
I don't like Sun Wu Di.
I don't like Tian Xiang Lou either.
See! You just said you liked Tian Xiang Lou.
Now you've changed your tune.
Clearly you're lying and brushing me off.
If you didn't do anything against conscience you wouldn't need to lie.
From the time you showed me the text saying Sun Wu Di hired you to do the poisoning
- I thought it was strange... - Are you done questioning?
I don't need to explain everything to you.
I don't need to hide anything either.
I certainly don't need to lie.
Because, what I've done is not against conscience.
Let me tell you this.
The reason why Sun Wu Di lost to me is karma!
I incriminated him for the poisoning.
So? He can't reverse the play anymore.
What can you do?
I see, everything was fishy like I thought.
Zhao Wei Qing.
Sun Wu Di has never mistreated you.
Why do you scheme to harm him?
Shut up if you don't understand!
You're very protective of him, aren't you?
It's fine if others are protective of him.
But you, it makes you even more stupid!
Do you know how he uses money to cheat?
Don't talk nonsense.
Sun Wu Di wouldn't do anything like that.
Look at the text. Look carefully!
Why did he send me this text?
Why did he pay me?
Sun Wu Di didn't dare to refute this text.
Don't you find it strange?
Behind this... there's a very ugly truth.
Do you want to know?
Behind this... there's a very ugly truth.
Do you want to know?
If I go in from the back door I wouldn't be discovered, would I?
Sun Wu Di asked me to appear on his show and make tiramisu beef for you.
Do you think I was really willing?
You were actually so stupid not to wonder why I suddenly became your boyfriend.
Have you ever wondered why I don't mind your biceps, BBQ smell
and your flat-chest ghost?
It's because I have never liked you.
Detestable! They simply threw away my alarm clock here.
Hu Shan Bao.
Not even for a single second!
- You are lying. - It's really ironic.
This is the one time I'm honest with you.
I don't mind telling you.
All my fake feelings for you were just my deal with Sun Wu Di.
Including this.
Even this was paid for by Sun Wu Di.
Do you understand yet?
Sun Wu Di didn't pay me to add poison.
It was for me to pretend to be your boyfriend.
Somehow he got a good idea to help you.
He paid me NT$200,000 a month to act as your boyfriend.
If it wasn't for the money I wouldn't be able to stand being with you
or your crazy family.
I won't let you talk about my family!
Hu Shan Bao, my fake feelings for you stops right here right now.
- You stay out of it! - Stop!
Are you okay?
Sun Wu Di.
Tell me the truth about the text messages.
Is it really like what Zhao Wei Qing said?
You spent NT$200,000 to get him to act as my boyfriend?
That's why you didn't tell the truth at the press conference yesterday.
You were accused as a poisoning scum
because you were afraid of letting me know the truth.
- I... - Tell me.
It is all a fantasy that you paid for.
Isn't it?
Hu Shan Bao, I am sorry.
I only wanted to remedy some of the harm inflicted upon you by the cupping video.
Shan Bao, surely you have some wish.
Anything that can be solved with money, I can get it done.
Can you give me back my Wei Qing?
Sun Wu Di, you idiot!
Didn't I say you weren't really invincible?
So, you didn't need to hide the truth of the texts for my sake
causing you to lose your beloved Tian Xiang Lou.
Why do you have to act tough?
You've sacrificed so much.
How can I ever pay you back?
So, you don't blame me for deceiving you?
Do you think I'm really so stupid and can't tell who is truly nice to me
or who's the jerk pretending to love me?
I am sorry.
I thought I could do something to help.
But when I discovered you weren't happy as I thought you would be I regretted it.
Zhao Wei Qing.
Thank you for telling me the truth.
So I know who's the one I should cherish.
You have let me see clearly
you are really a ruthless, ungrateful, money-driven scumbag.
Sun Wu Di, thanks.
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have ever dreamed I could buy a lover by the hour.
You cheap gigolo, you are fired!
Let's go!
Wait!
I forgot something very important.
Zhao Wei Qing, my feelings for you also end right here!
Don't think you can walk out of Tian Xiang Lou!
Just watch and see if we can leave.
Let's go.
Hu Shan Bao, don't cry anymore.
Choo choo choo, Sun Wu Di, get up now.
So this is why Sun Wu Di came back to Tian Xiang Lou.
It must be very important to him.
If you can't get that spot clean just pour more hydrochloric acid.
Make sure it's swept clean over there.
[Tian Xiang Lou by Ji Da Wei]
What are you doing?
A-Gui, who authorized you to do this?
Tian Xiang Lou was built by my dad.
No one is qualified to remove his sign.
You've snatched away Tian Xiang Lou.
How dare you to also remove his sign?
A-Gui, how would you face my dad?
How would you face the Sun family?
It is exactly because of the old Boss Sun that I've tolerated you again and again.
You kicked out Wang Ye.
You caused the people at Tian Xiang Lou to rebel.
You even caused the scandal for the Eight-Nation Alliance's poisoning.
You've brought shame to the old boss and Tian Xiang Lou.
How dare you to mention you father?
Stop.
Zhao Wei Qing, what do you want?
I'm here to remind you
Tian Xiang Lou is in a new era.
Everything to do with the Sun family must be removed.
Including this.
What do you want with it?
You'd better return that clock to Sun Wu Di.
Return it?
Sure.
Like what A-Gui said
you just need to admit you are your father's and Tian Xiang Lou's shame.
I'll return it to you.
You won't?
Wait!
Sun Wu Di, don't compromise with that jerk!
Fine. I admit...
I admit Tian Xiang Lou's shame
is you, bastard!
Give me back my alarm clock!
Let go of me!
Give it back.
Let go! Give me back the alarm clock!
Zhao Wei Qing, you are too much!
I'll help you pick it up.
Don't touch it.
I'll do it myself.
My dad left me this clock.
I should have taken care of it.
Zhao Wei Qing, stop before you go too far.
Sun Wu Di.
I'm not joking with you.
You have one more chance.
This time
not only you'll admit you are worthless
you'll also kneel down and apologize to me.
- Zhao Wei Qing, you are being too much! - None of your business!
Apologize.
Sun Wu Di, apologize.
Zhao Wei Qing, let Sun Wu Di off.
I was the one who scolded you.
- I was the one who kicked you. - Shan Bao, shut up.
Close your eyes.
I told you to close your eyes!
Apologize.
As long as you apologize
I'll give you back this rotten piece of wood.
Wu Di, Daddy wants you to know
even though that sign is just a piece of wood
it is actually Tian Xiang Lou itself.
If you guard the sign well, then you're also guarding Tian Xiang Lou well.
Dad, the sign is a sign, and Tian Xiang Lou is Tian Xiang Lou.
How can the two be the same?
Be a good boy, Wu Di.
You'll understand when you've grown up.
Guard the sign well, then you're also guarding Tian Xiang Lou well...
I'm sorry.
Look at him.
What else?
I am the shame of Tian Xiang Lou.
- I've brought shame upon my father. - Louder!
I am the shame of Tian Xiang Lou.
I've brought shame upon my father.
Very good.
Very good performance.
I always keep my word.
But, I think this wood is not old enough.
You are now just like that rotten wood.
Completely useless!
Zhao Wei Qing, you bastard!
You didn't keep your word!
I'm taking back Sun Wu Di's words!
No need.
I spoke the truth.
I really am the shame of Tian Xiang Lou.
Isn't Sun Wu Di all invincible?
I forgot to mention something.
Tian Xiang Lou is paying NT$400,000 to Eight-Nation Alliance as settlement.
It's been deducted from your account.
In addition, you've signed the agreement to relinquish your rights to Tian Xiang Lou.
Therefore, what's in the trust for you under President Ji's name
including Tian Xiang Lou's real estate and stocks don't belong to you anymore.
You have only NT$27 left in the account.
You can't even buy a lottery ticket.
You have no chance of making a comeback.
Zhao Wei Qing, remember this.
Just wait and see!
This is just the beginning.
Sun Wu Di.
You are not qualified to feel the pain.
The pain you're going through is nothing compared to the pain I suffer.
Sun Wu Di.
Go away, Hu Shan Bao.
- I'll help you. - Quit following me.
Please leave me alone.
I beg you.
I'm not following you on purpose.
I'm here just to avoid the rain.
I have tissues... if you need it.
I wasn't asking you.
I was just talking to myself.
Leave.
I'm not leaving.
I can't leave you here all by yourself.
What you need the most right now is for a friend to comfort you.
Comfort?
Do you know what I need the most now?
Are you sure you can give it to me?
If I can do it...
You like comforting people, don't you?
Then let me show you how to comfort a man who's been hurt.
Scared now?
If you're scared, then leave!
I'm not leaving.
If this is what you want...
Still not scared?
Still won't leave? Get lost!
I won't leave.
I can't leave you.
I don't need your pity or sympathy.
This time, I'm definitely not stopping.
Still won't leave? Get lost!
I won't leave.
I can't leave you.
I don't need your pity or sympathy.
This time, I'm definitely not stopping.
Sun Wu Di! Sun Wu Di!
Sun Wu Di.
Wu Di's alarm clock.
Sun Wu Di.
I'm sorry, Hu Shan Bao.
Sun Wu Di is no longer invincible.
Sun Wu Di.
Sun Wu Di, where are you?
Hu Shan Bao.
Are you trying to scare me to death?
Da Dao...
What were you doing?
Where are you going?
Let me go! I need to find Sun Wu Di.
He's all alone!
Please calm down.
Look at the downpour! Are you crazy?
That's why I have to find him!
Wu Di lost Tian Xiang Lou because of me.
It's all my fault!
How does Sun Wu Di losing Tian Xiang Lou have anything to do with you?
It's all my fault.
That rascal! He did all those things and he can still smile?
I've never met such a bad person.
I told you that guy is rotten meat but you sang L.O.V.E. to him.
If I hadn't stopped you
you would have already put Shan Bao's engagement ring on that jerk's finger.
Da Dao, I've told you before.
Always look ahead.
Quit talking about the past!
From now on, we need to do a good job protecting Shan Bao. Got it?
I never dreamed Sun Wu Du, that womanizer would lose everything for Shan Bao.
I am very surprised!
Da Dao, that's why I have to find him.
How can I leave him alone out there?
If I wasn't such a big dummy
to fall for a bad guy like Zhao Wei Qing
he wouldn't have lost Tian Xiang Lou his TV show, and everything else!
It's raining so hard outside he doesn't even have a raincoat.
I wonder if he has found a shelter to avoid the rain.
No, I have to go find him.
- No, no... - Don't.
You dummy, you still have a fever now.
How can you go look for anyone?
You get some rest and recuperate.
It doesn't mean we're not helping. Look!
Chef Guang, you finally noticed us cutting this stuff.
I don't understand how an adult like Sun Wu Di can get lost.
Why are we doing this? He's not a missing dog.
Besides, I roast ducks. I'm not a cop.
Why does a missing person involve us?
You have to help!
For our Shan Bao, Wu Di would rather be misjudged
than tell the truth about the texts.
He ended up with nothing left to his name.
So, we have to find him to bring him back to Guang Ji and take good care of him.
Listen carefully! Starting today Sun Wu Di's problem is Guang Ji's problem.
Guang Ji's problem is our problem.
- Understand? - Well said.
For Shan Bao, my old friend's son lost Tian Xiang Lou.
So, those of us at Guang Ji must get Tian Xiang Lou back. Get it?
Okay, has anyone seen Sun Wu Di?
Shan Bao, rest well and recuperate.
I promise you.
It doesn't matter where Sun Wu Di is we will definitely find him.
Yes, Sun Wu Di needs friends to comfort him now.
So, the five of us at Guang Ji will comfort that womanizer really well!
Comfort?
You like comforting people, don't you?
Then let me show you how to comfort a man who's been hurt.
Sis, what's wrong?
Are you feeling unwell somewhere?
Nothing. I'm tired. I'll sleep now.
Dear God, Buddha, and Jiang Wang Ye.
Please protect Sun Wu Di and make sure he is safe.
As long as we can find him it's fine if I stay flat-chested forever.
I mean it.
Alarm clock... Alarm clock...
Didn't I drop it here last night?
Why isn't it here?
Could it have been thrown away?
Want some?
No, thanks.
Where is my alarm clock?
Choo choo choo, Sun Wu Di, get up now.
These are the recipe changes I've made for every dish on Tian Xiang Lou's menu.
Follow the new recipes from now on.
Do you want it?
I'll take it if you don't.
[Sun Wu Di disappeared from the face of the earth.]
[With assets frozen, Sun Wu Di disappeared.]
Shan Bao.
No one will be calling when it's so late.
Who says!
Maybe someone will go for a late-night supper and run into Sun Wu Di.
I'll just wait for a little longer.
- Only a little bit, okay? - Good night.
The world is so huge, where can we find Sun Wu Di?
My hands are tired from posting the ads.
If anyone says this bum is Sun Wu Di I sure wouldn't believe it.
[Wu Di's Arrest Warrant]
[This selfish person took my precious item.]
[He left without notice.]
[Huge reward for anyone who can help find him.]
[Call Hu Shan Bao at Guang Ji BBQ.]
[Sun Wu Di ousted from cuisine world]
- Big Brother. - Yes.
After the kidnapping incident
A-Gui told us to stay out for a while on unpaid leave.
We were also afraid to go home in case our family got affected.
But, it's been quite a while now.
A-Gui still hasn't contacted us.
I don't know either.
Whenever I called A-Gui
he'd say he was going through the tunnel
or the mobile reception was bad.
There's nothing I could do.
A-Gui really is something.
It's okay to tell us to stay out for fun but at least give us a cash card to use.
We're about to be out of money.
Talking about all this, Big Brother do you feel that we've been used?
Now that you ask, I do feel a little like that.
Let's do this.
Next time when we call A-Gui
if he tells me he's going through the tunnel again
we'll blockade all the tunnels.
We'll see how he'll fix that.
Why do you look so surprised?
I'm not trying to mess with you.
Big Brother...
[Sun Wu Di Ousted from Cuisine World]
What happened?
When A-Gui said it's settled
it wasn't to clear up the misunderstanding over the kidnapping
but to settle Sun Wu Di and drive him out of Tian Xiang Lou?
This is sinful! Big Brother.
I don't want to play the bad guy!
We human beings who live in this world should never harbor malicious intent.
Because Buddha sees everything clearly from Heaven.
If you stab someone today
there will come one day when you will be stabbed on both sides.
This is what it means by karma.
It's not good to reap the consequence of your actions.
Do not think you'll get lucky.
If you haven't suffered vengeance yet it is just a matter of time.
Mazu Goddess, Jade Emperor, Jiang Wang Ye. We didn't mean to hurt Sun Wu Di.
Give us another chance, and we'll do everything to redeem our sins!
Mazu Goddess, Jade Emperor, Jiang Wang Ye.
Please give the two of us another chance.
If we can miraculously find Sun Wu Di.
We will definitely take good care of him. Right?
Here's a paper to read.
Sun Wu Di is ousted from the cuisine world.
Tian Xiang Lou is under new management.
How did this happen?
- Sun Wu Di. - Sun Wu Di.
Is this a sign from Jiang Wang Ye?
Big Brother, haven't you heard a wise saying from the Director of Magic Cleaners?
If it is fated in your destiny
the chance of it happening is one hundred percent.
I think this is the time for us to repay Sun Wu Di.
Since Jiang Wang Ye has given us a sign.
I think we need to take good care of Sun Wu Di.
Let him stand up again and start over!
Let's go!
Sun Wu Di.
How are you?
We are the two... that...
It's so hot today, Big Brother.
You are really useless.
I'm not asking you to come out of the closet
why are you so nervous?
I'll do the talking.
- Actually, we... - I know who you are.
I have nothing now.
It's no use to kidnap me anymore.
Hey, how did you recognize we were the kidnappers?
I was even wearing a stocking.
Do you forget the voice of your kidnapper?
Since you've discovered our real identities, what will you do?
Will you report us to the police?
I don't want to do anything.
I just want to sleep.
Big Brother, why has he become this way?
Strange. Sun Wu Di has only been kicked out for a few days
he's already turned into a bum.
A bum?
Big Brother, are we bums?
- Of course not! - That's good.
Give it to me.
It's just a few coins.
It's NT$50.
- It's not enough for crabs. - You're wrong.
NT$50 may not be enough for crabs, but you can eat well at a convenience store.
First, buy a rice dumpling.
Then, buy some dried instant noodles.
Then, use the oden soup to turn it into instant noodles.
Add a nutritious tea-boiled egg.
You will still have some change left to buy a thirst-quenching yogurt drink!
- Isn't it great! - It's that useful?
Of course!
I should have picked up the NT$50 then.
Since we are in similar situation
and you have no place to stay you can stay with us, okay?
Good idea, Big Brother.
We kidnapped you but you decided not to pursue us.
Now we can repay your kindness.
Our place is really spacious.
There's plenty of room even with you in it.
It doesn't matter where I live now.
But, it is a bit noisy here.
My home is located in the center of town with convenient transportation.
It's cool in the summer, warm in the winter, with a scenic view.
It has a huge garden in front where we can BBQ.
There's a river behind where we can enjoy fishing even at home.
Such a natural environment for human enjoyment...
You... Wait for me!
I'm not finished!
This place is...
That's right. Aren't you impressed?
This is the best part about my place.
It has an empty field big enough to park eight sedans and three helicopters.
These planks are...
Awesome, right?
A simple style with one-piece construction and no dividers.
It lets you live a primitive and natural life and purifies your body and soul.
How nice it is to live in a pure and natural life everyday!
It's your home starting today.
- Go! Go on inside! - Let's go in!
Welcome home!
This is the most desirable space inside our home.
Right here is Big Brother's exclusive VIP corner.
Now that you are here this dreamy sleeping spot will be yours.
Sun Wu Di.
Say hello to my collection of big-boob girls.
You are their new master from now on.
Say hello to my collection of big-boob girls.
You are their new master from now on.
Sun Wu Di, are you crazy?
Everyone loves big-boob girls.
Why are you tearing down these spirit-boosting photos?
So ugly! What's good about big boobs?
A kind heart is the most important.
I suppose you are right.
If a girl has a flat chest and no heart certainly no one will want her.
Little Brother, it's about time to get food.
No more useless conversation.
We can go by ourselves and he can house-sit for us.
Many people are eying these boxes here.
- You can just wait for food. - We're leaving.
Strange, didn't he always asked for assistants with F-size cups?
- That's right. - Has he changed his taste?
Who knows?
Let's go.
Scared now?
If you're scared, then leave!
I'm not leaving.
If this is what you want...
Still not scared?
Still won't leave? Get lost!
I won't leave.
I can't leave you.
I'm not the Invincible Sun Wu Di at all.
I am just a loser who has disappointed someone who is important to me.
Hu Shan Bao, I am sorry.
The person who ultimately hurt you and made you sad is me, not Zhao Wei Qing.
Big Brother, I think Sun Wu Di is very depressed.
How else would he have said those insane words?
I think, not only has he lost everything he was also dumped by a woman.
That's why he's sunk to the bottom and become a bum.
In that case, does this mean we are going to take care of Sun Wu Di forever?
There are still many others waiting for me.
I can't only take care of Sun Wu Di.
But, if we take good care of him...
Got it!
The famous romance novelist Chiung Yao has the Plum Flower Trilogy.
I can create a Wu Di Trilogy.
Think of three different methods to sequentially stimulate Sun Wu Di.
I believe I can reawaken Wu Di's air of invincible supremacy.
You mean with just the two of us?
How long will it take to produce this trilogy?
Do you have pig brain?
If we don't know how, we can look up some ideas.
Aren't there many good idol dramas?
We'll just copy some of the good segments.
- It'll be okay! - Good idea!
Subtitles by DramaFever
Who would have guessed Tian Xiang Lou's young boss Sun Wu Di is now a street bum.
He doesn't even mind begging in public.
Big Brother, I don't think Sun Wu Di can be saved.
Shan Bao, you need to understand
a man who is down on his luck is afraid of being seen by his most beloved person.
Don't talk nonsense.
How could I be someone he loves?
A man's heart is like this steamed egg custard
- It breaks easily. - I've got it.
Sun Wu Di doesn't need a pair of sharp chopsticks
but rather, a tolerant soup spoon that can hold him.
Three Treasure Rice Angel?
Hi, I'm A-Jo. Please to meet you.
A-Jo has short-term memory loss.
Her memory lasts only three seconds.
Only three seconds, and her name is A-Jo.
Why don't we call her, Three-Second-Jo? (Pun for 'quick dry glue')
Please, A-Jo wants to eat Guang Ji's Three Treasure Rice.
President Ji wants me to remind you that
he's contacted Virginia state's expert dermatologist.
If Tian Qing really needs help, you should call immediately.
I will seriously consider sending Tian Qing to America for treatment.
Flaming Dragon doesn't want Tian Qing anymore.
Fire! Three-Second-Jo! Three-Second-Jo!
- Three-Second-Jo! - Big Brother, look.
There's smoke but no bones.
Maybe she was really Jiang Wang Ye's altar boy...
How can you joke when someone's dead?
This is why you told me I need to understand why you named me Wu Di.
But it doesn't mean Invincible!